Here’s Our Trump Card!

The big news is that Donald Trump has finally set foot in India and he’s gotten quite the welcome. Not only have 25,000 school students welcomed him along his 13 km long route. But also, the 10-km route from Kheria airport to the East Gate of Taj Mahal has been beautified with over 25,000 flower, the walls along the road have also been painted and the footpaths and roads re-laid.

But honestly, the best way to welcome someone is of course with some mood music. Something that perfectly describes the moment and the person. So, here are our top picks:

1. bad guy – Billie Eilish

Billie’s got some stiff competition with Mr. Trump, so we’ve got just one question: Can the real Bad Guy please stand up?

2. Liar – Camila Cabello

“We’re not calling Donald a liar. In Camila’s words,
Oh no, there I go, startin’ up a fire
Oh no, no (oh no)
Oh no, there you go, you’re making me a liar
I kinda like it though.”

There it is, Donald’s new motto. His older anthem is of course, none other than Queen’s ‘Liar’.

3. You Need To Calm Down – Taylor Swift

This one speaks for itself, Donald just needs to calm down. It isn’t that hard. Perhaps stop tweeting? Just a suggestion. Baby steps.

4. Heartless – The Weeknd

Does Donald truly have a heart? That’s something we’ve been pondering about for a while.

5. The Coconut Song – Smokey Mountain

“Last but not least, is The Coconut song.
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you’ll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut.”

Yup, we’ve finally found out what Donald consumes.